A Poem (or Two) About Drew Kalbach Derived From His (Selected) Tweets
- I’m going to write a scathing review of your mom
- Why do so many europeans write about WWII, what are they so sad about, didn’t america fix everything?
- There is a cat that slept on our back porch the last two nights. he/she is not here yet. i feel abandoned.
- Pretty sure i have nothing left to say
- Can’t imagine a world without violent protests
- Spent mad cash on books, may have to go back to work again
- Plan on spending way too much money on books, please someone help
- Working for septa is like jerking off in the ocean
- I’m going on strike until my poetry doesn’t suck anymore
- Septa can’t keep me from my crack forever ever
- In my mouth is one tongue, in my hand is two
- I would like to be the god of septa buses and trolleys
- Septa is striking over ownership of my future corpse
- Why isn’t septa a trending topic
- Did anybody know that septa is on strike
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