Reasons I am quitting my job in the middle of an economic depression

  1. Because I’ve always wanted to try crystal meth
  2. Because 30K with benefits really isn’t that great
  3. Because my mom makes really good meatloaf on Wednesdays
  4. Because fuck high school reunions, anyway
  5. Because I don’t drink enough
  6. Because I am an artist (ie. spoiled yuppie scumbag with a college degree)
  7. Because I’d rather pay out of pocket for my medicine
  8. Because I don’t need to retire
  9. Because work is hard
  10. Because everyone likes scabs, right?
  11. Because I’ve never eaten a meal entirely of condiments before
  12. Because I am really really dumb

“I Wanna Job” – Abner Jay

Proper introduction to follow. Vday!

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