Rub Paw Press

1. I should probably be spending less time on the Internet
2. In September my roommate quit his job and went to Scotland. He came back and didn’t look for work. He started looking for a job a month ago and now he has a job. I have been looking for the past three months.
3. Wow. I wasn’t logged into WordPress so lines 3-12 were lost. What the fuck
4. “Multitasking” is another way of saying, “I am distracted at work”
5. My mother reads this blog
6. Not working is hard
7. “Bricolage” is another way of saying, “I have run out of things to say”
8. I seek fulfillment in a position with competitive wages, benefits, and opportunity for advancement
9. I am self employed and it doesn’t pay
10. I motivated myself through this post twice
11. Most bands are dead end jobs
12. At least I saved it this time.

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