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Text messages I have received within the past week

“Um sure.” “Thanks, but I’ll have to decline. Next tome (sic) I invite you to an event we’ll travel there together.” “You doing okay dave?” “Forget it” “It is a okay david i was about to start laundry anyways” “As long as my bf doesn’t mind.” “Well don’t worry about it then. I should aim [...]

Some of the greatest times I’ve never had (and the music that would have accompanied them)

Driving barefoot from Albuquerque to Santa Fe on a summer’s day, thunderheads in the distance (music: Richmond Fontaine, Thirteen Cities) Lying in the cab of a pickup truck with hs sweetheart as the sun sets on makeout point (music: Built to Spill, There’s Nothing Wrong With Love) Driving cross country through a midnight snowstorm (music: [...]

Reasons I am quitting my job in the middle of an economic depression

Because I’ve always wanted to try crystal meth Because 30K with benefits really isn’t that great Because my mom makes really good meatloaf on Wednesdays Because fuck high school reunions, anyway Because I don’t drink enough Because I am an artist (ie. spoiled yuppie scumbag with a college degree) Because I’d rather pay out of [...]

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